Twas the night before Surgery, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, there better not be no fucking mouse!
The stockings were packed in the overnight bag with care,
In hopes that Thursday morning soon would be there.
The Hussyband is nestled all snug in our bed,
Where visions of martinis dance in his head.
And the MIL is watching TV downstairs, and I upstairs in my den,
Had just settled in to watch a cute comedienne.
When out on the street there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the sofa to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The light from the lamps on the sparkling wet street
Gave the lustre of mid-day....oh fuck this shit it is just another bloody urban fox.
So tomorrow is S-Day. Surgery. I am booked for theatre at 2.30pm GMT so think of me.
This is the first on what will start out to be fortnightly, then monthly stats updates. They say the first three months will see the most dramatic change....so only time will tell right.
First Appointment - 13 August 2015: 146.7kgs (323 lbs)
Second Appointment - 8 September 2015: 145.1kgs (319 lbs)
Third Appointment - 15 September 2015: 142.8kgs (314 lbs)
Arms: 46cm (Left) / 44cm (Right) - measurement taken 10cms up from inside the elbow
Thighs: 89cm (Left) / 86cm (Right) - measurement taken 23cm above knee
Calves: 56cm (Left) / 57cm (Right) - measurement taken 13cm below knee
Bust: 116cm - bra on
Waist: 109cm - natural waist, just below ribs
Hips: about 160cm - it's all about the base.